Iron nuts. Nuts that clang when you walk.Impenetrable testicles with built-in airbags:

Executives of Detroit's Big Three automakers traveled to Washington on Thursday to press their case for more financial aid from the federal government because of the bleak prospects for their industry.

Wow, lets see.

Global warming, the destruction of community in America, the murder of various mass transit systems, massive death from pollutants, global warming, lobbying against fuel efficiency, a history of technology suppression and oh, did I mention global warming?

Yes, they DO make balls in Detroit.